Nightlife Photography

The infamously unseen scandal as to how to get into practically any event for free… Buy a big ass camera… take take a couple of photos. Give the photos to the producer. The better at photography you get and the longer you do it the more likely you’ll get into all the parties.

You can’t social engineer a social engineer. I see through your games all you nightlife photographers… touché… but your little ploy is insignificant compared to my grand scheme of the dark side. muwahahahahahahahahahahaha **cough****cough****cough**